uraniumglass

Jul 31

(via sorelatable)

"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"

- Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via yball)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert, via stinkstar)

Jul 30

Problem: pent up sexual frustration
Solution: loads of Mario Kart.

Jul 23
yelyahwilliams:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute


wowwwwww
Jul 20

yelyahwilliams:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

wowwwwww

Jul 19

(Source: filmparadise, via forgivemyapathy)

Jul 19

(Source: myjetpack, via yeahwriters)

Jul 17

(Source: squidbish, via lacigreen)

Jul 17

(Source: oatmeal, via lacigreen)

Jul 15

(Source: adamonroe, via alandwithoutmagikarp)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via alandwithoutmagikarp)

Jul 15
prettycolors:

#c4924f
Jul 15

prettycolors:

#c4924f

flamingegg:

pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

image 

(Source: radgoku, via misery-fucking-loves-me)

Jul 15
Jul 15

(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife, via thesimpsonswayoflife)

Jul 15

durimel:

Yasiin Bey (Mos Def)

(via stinkstar)